Level 1: Mild/ Typical Fan Obsession

• You wonder if he listens to Garbage
• You wonder if he owns a telephoto lens
• You wonder if anyone's tried to break into his house an/or tour bus

Level 2: Hopeless

• You've thought about going thru his garbage
• You've considered buying a telephoto lens (for concerts)
• You've dreamed out loud about breaking into his house and/or tour bus

Level 3: Seek Counciling

• You actually go thru his garbage
• You watch him thru a telephoto lens
• You've attempted to break into his house and/or tour bus