Level 1: Platonic (purely spiritually/ plutonic)

• You are attracted to Al as a Person
• Boxers or briefs, moustasche(sp?) or not, glasses or LASIK, carnivore or vegan- you love him anyway
• You agree that he's very "charmingly genial" (Dr. Demento's words)

Level 2: Attraction

• You think Al is Sweet Guy
• You'd love to run your fingers thru his hair
• You'd love to give him a BIG squeeze/hug
• You think his smile is beautiful
• You think his eyes are beautiful

Level 3: Crush

• You are attracted to Al as a Man
• You drool over Al's concert performances of "Germs", "Like A Surgeon", and/or whatever
• You've been more than just a bit overjoyed when Al gave you a scarf or his boxers
• You've recited Diva's Al Gal Pledge
• You think he's so cute you could just.....

Level 4: Raging Harmones

• You think Al is Sexy (delicious, succulent, whatever...)
• You melt when he smiles
• You melt over his eyes

Level 5: Obsessed