You Know You're An Al-Gal When...
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Level 1: Platonic (purely spiritually/ plutonic)
- You are attracted to Al as a Person
- Boxers or briefs, moustasche(sp?) or not, glasses or LASIK, carnivore or vegan- you love him anyway
- You agree that he's very "charmingly genial" (Dr. Demento's words)
Level 2: Attraction
- You think Al is Sweet Guy
- You'd love to run your fingers thru his hair
- You'd love to give him a BIG squeeze/hug
- You think his smile is beautiful
- You think his eyes are beautiful
Level 3: Crush
- You are attracted to Al as a Man
- You drool over Al's concert performances of "Germs", "Like A Surgeon", and/or whatever
- You've been more than just a bit overjoyed when Al gave you a scarf or his boxers
- You've recited Diva's Al Gal Pledge
- You think he's so cute you could just.....
Level 4: Raging Harmones
- You think Al is Sexy (delicious, succulent, whatever...)
- You melt when he smiles
- You melt over his eyes
Level 5: Obsessed
You are attracted to Al...period!
You'd like to see Al in spandex
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