The means: FTC-i
The motive: RASSM
The opportunity: Pokémon

The allies: DG, ObK, Shaven Wookies
Tilson, SWG
The enemies: TJH

The mates: Sigs, Artie
The homes: VRS, AFJ
The vanity: AFJ

Sith War Veteran: just us
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The Characters: Alice
Seanpuff
Ianpuff
Hamillpuff
Ewanpuff
PeterPika
Hot ROddish
Jedichu
Wiggly-tough

Official Sith War Bio v1:

Physical Appearance: human female, earlytwentysomething, ~5'3" very long brown hair

Background: Lots!

Jedi Council told me my parents were Jedi Knights, but I grew up on PokeWorld where I was raised by Pokemon smugglers.

At age 14, I saved Jedichu, a Pikachu who can use the Force, from Darth Sidious and Darth Maul who posed as Pokemon poachers. Jedichu took me to meet the Jedi Council and soon thereafter I was recruited into the Dimension Jumper Squad which is more super secret than the CIA, NSA, and SAS combined. I am the UNofficial Padawan to Jedichu, a Pikachu who is a Jedi Master. But I am a full-fledged member of the DJS, no rank yet.

During one mission for them, I got mixed up with the Matrix. I did time in it for a few months, but escaped and helped free some guy named Morpheus. I left soon afterwards.

I still capture and train Pokemon. I train Jigglypuffs to sing without putting people to sleep and as a result they're a big musical hit back home. We still do tours and record albums.

Personality: Pretty straight-laced but still knows how to have fun. The beer I brew has no alcohol, but I will only eat out in bars (where there's almost always a brawl for some reason).

I've got a thurst for knowledge and thus I am very curious. My curiosity can sometimes get the best of me, and there have been times where Jedichu and the others have had to bail me out.

I also love puns and am hard to stop once on a roll.

Force User: You betcha!

Alignment: Freelance. Rogue. Whichever sounds better.

I like some people too much to be enemies. I try to stay neutral, but if I'm attacked, I'll never let you forget it!

Usual Dress: Either a blue-grey flightsuit or slacks-and-tank-top with a trenchcoat and boots! Always wearing boots!

Trenchcoat is either tan canvas or black leather and both have millions of compartments.

Will also carry a bookbag if needed, but it usually stays in the ship.

Weapons:Mainly my Pokemon, but I do have a lightsaber and a blaster for emergencies.

Can also improvise during battle so almost anything can become a weapon in my opinion.

Training and Skills:When it comes to other languages, I can understand their intensions right off the bat (most of the time anyway) using the Force, but it takes me awhile to fully understand the words/learn the actual language.

The Jedi Council has been begging me to leave my freelance ways and becaome a full-fledged Jedi Knight. No way I say. Too many rules and weird rules at that.

Due to that 'mishap' with the Matrix, I have a teeny tiny thingy near the top of my neck (hidden in the hair- it's really small) and I can enter any computer system (preferably networks) as long as Jedichu is there to get me in and out. I even have that learning computer that I can hook into. Condensed portable version of course! Working on one that's non-invasive.

Pokemon trainer.

Current Occupation:Member of the top-secret Dimension Jumper Squad. (you're not supposed to know that)

Current Starship:Jump-DMC, a modified DeLorean

Sidekick:MOST of the time, no more than 3 are out of their Pokeballs at any given time so that should cut down on the confusion.

Some of my Pokemon were in a mishap that caused them to receive ~10% of certain actors' voices.

Seanpuff- Jigglypuff- got Sean Connery's voice. He's my partner when it comes to espionage. "The name is Puff. Jiggly Puff"

Ianpuff- Jigglypuff- got Ian McDiarmid's voice. Maintains all of the business matters. Will sometimes sneak up on me and do the Emperor's voice when he knows I'm jumpy.

Hamillpuff- Jigglypuff- got Mark Hamill's voice. Ewanpuff's best friend and likes to pull pranks on people. Also in charge of the radio.

Ewanpuff- Jigglypufff- got Ewan McGregor's voice and can even sing like him. MAJOR trouble-maker. Loves to sass me and is almost never in the Pokeball.

Hot ROddish- Oddish- got no real human's voice but can speak human languages. Best auto/ship mechanic I've seen in ages and LOVES to drive speeders...really fast. Took the Jump-DMC for a spin once without permission.

Jedichu- Pikachu- sounds like James Mason (altho he didn't get it in that aforementioned accident). Jedi Master and a member of a secret order of Pokemon who can use the Force. Idolizes Qui-Gon Jinn. He's my UNofficial Jedi Master and I'm his UNofficial Padawan. I'm also his UNofficial Pokemon trainer.

PeterPika- Pikachu- Peter Peter the pumpkin eater...caught him while he was eating a pumpkin, he's even orange like one. Doesn't do much except he's extremely protective of me and will zap anyone who tries to harm me into kindgom come!

Wiggly-tough- Wigglytuff- has a human voice but we don't know which one yet. Stays at home and guards the bunker while I'm out. Tougher than most fighting Pokemon, hence the spelling.

Current Location:I have a secret hideaway somewhere.

Other:Think I should put all of this on a webpage?

uploaded: 10/05/01; last updated: 01/30/03

Official Sith War Bio v2:

physical appearance: human female, early twenty-something, ~5'3" tall, very long brown hair

background: Lots!
Jedi Council told me my parents were Jedi Knights, but I grew up on PokéWorld where I was raised by Pokémon smugglers.
This part may change: At age 14, I saved Jedichu, a Pikachu who can use the Force, from Darth Sidious and Darth Maul who posed as Pokémon poachers. Jedichu took me to meet the Jedi Council and soon thereafter I was recruited into the Dimension Jumper Squad which is more super secret than the CIA, NSA, and SAS combined. I am the UNofficial Padawan to Jedichu, a Pikachu who is a Jedi Master. But I am a full-fledged member of the DJS, no rank yet.
During one mission for them, I got mixed up with the Matrix. I did time in it for a few months, but escaped and helped free some guy named Morpheus. I left soon afterwards.
I still capture and train Pokémon. I train Jigglypuffs to sing without putting people to sleep and as a result they're a big musical hit back home. We still do tours and record albums.

personality: Pretty straight-laced but still knows how to have fun. The beer I brew has no alcohol, but I will only eat out in bars (where there's almost always a brawl for some reason).
I've got a thurst for knowledge and thus I am very curious. My curiosity can sometimes get the best of me, and there have been times where Jedichu and the others have had to bail me out.
I also love puns and am hard to stop once on a roll.

Force user: YES!

alignment: Freelance. Rogue. Whichever sounds better.
I like some people too much to be enemies. I try to stay neutral, but if I'm attacked, I'll never let you forget it!
Currently chillin' with the Shaven Wookies

usual dress: Either a blue-grey flightsuit or jeans-and-tank-top with a trenchcoat and boots. Always wearing boots!
Trenchcoat is either tan canvas or black leather and both have millions of compartments.
Will also carry a bookbag if needed, but it usually stays in the ship.

weapons: Mainly my Pokémon, but I do have a lightsaber and a blaster for emergencies.
Can also improvise during battle so almost anything can become a weapon in my opinion.

training & skills: When it comes to other languages, I can understand their intensions right off the bat (most of the time anyway) using the Force, but it takes me awhile to fully understand the words/learn the actual language.
The Jedi Council has been begging me to leave my freelance ways and becaome a full-fledged Jedi Knight. No way I say. Too many rules and weird rules at that.
Due to that 'mishap' with the Matrix, I have a teeny tiny thingy near the top of my neck (hidden in the hair- it's really small) and I can enter any computer system (preferably networks) as long as Jedichu is there to get me in and out. I even have that learning computer that I can hook into. Condensed portable version of course! Working on one that's non-invasive.
Pokémon trainer.

current occupation: Member of the top-secret Dimension Jumper Squad. (you're not supposed to know that) She'll allude to it every so often, but since you're not supposed to know about it, just give her a strange look.
Pokémon trainer. Manager to my Jigglypuffs who sing professionally.

current starship: Jump-DMC, a modified DeLorean

sidekick: My Pokémon, see below

current location: I have a secret hideaway somewhere

other: At some point, the Sith War Goddess adopted Rainbow Heron/Alice as her daughter. Not sure how to work that in but there it is. Uh, other than that, just Dos and Don'ts I guess:
Don't: Touch the hair, steal the ship, kill the Pokémon or attempt to kidnap them (however if you kidnap *me* you have to have at least one Pokémon go with me), don't try to write in Dimension Jumper Stuff (off limits), no sexual stuff (bad RL memories plus the problems with hack-boy; you can tease her verbally but that's about it sorry)
DO: Raz her- raz her a LOT (it's good for her), try to get her to loosen up a bit (she won't do it but it's still funny), put us in bar and have a bar brawl (jollly good fun!), please try to use the Pokémon in funny ways (minus the sexual stuff), if I'm kidnapped, at least one Pokémon has to come too (usually Jedichu).

MOST of the time, no more than 3 are out of their Pokéballs at any given time so that should cut down on the confusion.
Some of my Pokémon were in a mishap that caused them to receive ~10% of certain actors' voices.

uploaded: 02/02/02; last updated: 01/30/03