Common Exs.
"When I told you I need you baby, when I told you that I really care"
When I said that I can't live without you, when I said that I'd follow you anywhere" [I Was Only Kidding]
Badly done:
"My wife ran off with Elvis, my boss shaved off my hair"
I've got a thing for poodles, and rubber underwear" [Talk Soup]
Well done:
"The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud"
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test" [Your Horoscope For Today]
Common exs.
"You see I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur, try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me thru a revolving door, and I'm back in the very same place I was before" [Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White]
Badly done:
"Love 'The Partridge Family', and 'Dynasty'
And 'Laverne And Shirley', and 'Hard Copy'" [Syndicated Inc.]
Well done:
"You make me wanna slap my head against the wall, you make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a Slurpee at the mall, you make me watch The Gong Show" [You Make Me]
Blended list/ patchwork:
"Hit 'em in the nose tear off their clothes, step on their toes that's how it goes"
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver" [Jerry Springer]
Sentence:
"I love the White stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo" [The White Stuff]