======================================================================== Subject: [Sith War 9] Up and Arms Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Sent: 02/04/02 6:20 PM By: Rainbow Heron (rainbowheron@ftc-i.net) ======================================================================== Can't leave my Wookie friends unattended now can I? Hack-boy wrote: >In the Shaven Wookies snow fortress, a wookie was tuning an electric >guitar when the amp exploded. In another room, the TV went POP and started smoking. >Around the fort, various electric devices snapped, crackled, and >fizzled as a Mother of a voltage surge came in along the power mains. >A few degrees was all that was needed to give it a new target, the snow >fortress. >That finished, the sonic inducer resumed its play list where it left off. ===Up and Arms=== As we all know, a hungry Wookie is an angry Wookie, and an angry Wookie uses its arms to make sure that others lose their own arms...namely droids. They may not have been droids, but they were appliances and its owner had arms. The Wookie that had lost his amp picked up a huge slingshot and stormed outside. The Wookie that had lost his tv picked up two huge blockbuster bombs and stormed outside behind the other. These Wookies were hungry and angry, and they were damn well gonna use their arms to make sure that someone else lost *their* arms! Together, the two Wookies set up the slingshot, and with the might of their angry Wookie arms, they shot one of the huge blockbuster bombs towards the large block of metal- exploding it. The site of the explosion made the Wookies cheer as they set up the other bomb, and with the might of their angry Wookie arms, they shot the other bockbuster bomb at the sonic inducer- which also exploded. To get rid of their extra anger -and to drive the point home- they used large mannequin arms to beat the larger fallen pieces of the large metal block and the sonic inducer (which was nothing more than just a large speaker with a playlist) into a pulp. They then looked to the sky and let out a large victory cry. As they watched the flaming pieces of the large metal block and the sonic inducer fall to the ground, they thought happy thoughts to themselves of The Jedi Hacker losing his arms. Meanwhile, two more Wookies were mourning the loss of the refridgerator and an interrupted nap by placing white noise machines all around the inside and outside of the snow fortress...ensuring that no sonic attack would dare bother them and their amps, tvs, refridgerators, or naps again. ============ SUMMARY: -two Shaven Wookies blew up both the metal block and the sonic inducer (aka "large speaker") -the Shaven Wookies have a dead fridge and are thus angry because they are hungry -white noise machines both inside and outside the snow fortress ensure that noise/music won't bother them again -all bad "arms" puns are 100% intentional ============ Nothin' but Wookies over at the fortress Hacker. -Rainbow Heron (sig hopes the grocery store is open) I hope Chris is enjoying his time off. ========================================== http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page ========================================== Who needs kids when you've got Pokémon?! ================================================================================================================================================ Please don't repost this without my permission or plagerize this AT ALL! Thanks for stopping by! Rainbow Heron 02/19/02 This post never showed up on Yahoo/Google for some strange reason. >:-P~ ================================================================================================================================================