======================================================================== Subject: [Sith War 2002] Archival Independence Day Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Sent: 07/02/02 04:05 PM By: Rainbow Heron (rainbowheron@ftc-i.net) ======================================================================== Before the "Re: Invaision" post made by the Sith War Goddess: ============ Down by the RASSM beachside, Alice and her Pokemon, and Darth Gumby and the C'Pie army had been having a week-long barbeque party in honor of their victory over The Jedi Hacker, the "rescue" of Alice, and her double reunion with her Pokemn and her long-time cyberpal, Darth Gumby. It was approaching Independence Day, or what Earthling Americans call: The Fourth of July. Independence was well-suited to the occaision. Alice was independent of Hack, the Jump-DMC was independent of the sandcrawler (and was getting a good washing), and the Sith War Archives were independent of the new Gungan invaision. Oh didn't we tell you about that one? Well, since the person who's writing this is a Sith War Archivist, she couldn't just let the older archives slip away now could she? I mean, she knows the pains and trials of keeping a Sith War Archive, and to see all of that go to waste... <"you'd better shut up before you start crying again RH" -ed.> ============ The 1138 clone members of the C'Pie Army had taken do doing various normal beach activities while snacking...uh...indulging in their barbeque all week, while their Leader Darth Gumby (now the General as Seanpuff thought it more prudent ot have a Porkinite command Porkinites) played catch-up with Alice and the Pokemon. They were currently chatting up on their chat room exploits while everyone gave the Jump-DMC a good washing as sandcrawlers can be extremely dirty. Seanpuff, meanwhile, was inside the vehicle reading up on something. "Yo! Puffball whatcha readin'?!" Ewanpuff popped in thru the window, still holding a sponge. "Sith War Archives," he replied rather pensively. "Again?!" Ewanpuff sat down next to him. "Hey! Get that soap away from the console!" "Sorry, dude. Say isn't that Sith War 3?" "Yep." "I can barely read it from here." "That's cuz you haven't." "Oh and you have?" "Yep." "Well, tell us about it." "It looks different from last time I read it." "I didn't do it!" Ewanpuff threw up his arms, throwing some soapy water on the inside roof. "I know you didn't, relax. I'm reading from the local archives this time. They don't correspond to what we saved on our hard drives a long way back." "Who in the f*cking heck woulda changed the Sith War Archives?" Ewanpuff laughed. "I'm guessing a Gungan," Seanpuff said rather guardedly before turning to Ewanpuff with a smile. "But it's just a guess." "How can you tell?" "Look." "Oo! Moie moie, itsa all in Gungan-speak!" The both of them rolled over in major laughter. Alice and Darth Gumby both stuck their head thru the same window to see what was going on. "Oh some Gungan re-wrote the Sith War Archives." "A Gungan?!" Gumby yelped, nearly hitting its head on the top of the door. "Wusa wrong wi Gungans?" Alice asked. "Wesa liken Gungans." "Not this one!" Darth Gumby quivered. "It was before my time but there was this one Gungan who-" Suddenly, the C'Pies stopped their partying as a garrison of kaduu marched up to the large party on the beach and made their declaration that all Sith Warriors were to be handed over and Gungified. Alice and the Pokemon quickly went up to the Gungan speakers and looked up with wild eyes. "Ah wesa moie moie glad to be seein usen!" Alice cheerfully told the head Gungan. "Wesa lovin da Gungans moie moie and no needin' de Gunga-maken overin'!" "Moie way YESA!!!!!" The 'Puffs all screamed in agreement. "Ah, okieday. Yousen go on with yousa day." And the Gungans marched off. The group returned to the ship and the army resumed their game of hambone limbo. "Obviously not the Gungan Mafia," Alice said disappointedly. "Oh no no no no no," Gumby said shaking its head nervously. "But that was a real quick slick move you pulled on them! And WOW you 'Puffs said that with so much...much..." Gumby was about to explode. The 'Puffs saved it the trouble and gave it a large group squeeze-hug. "Well, if it wasn''t someone friendly, cuz someone friendly wouldn't destroy the archives like that, then we should probably keep this up until we figure out who it is." Alice said. "Hey no problem!" Hamillpuff said as it boinged on Gumby's large shoulder. "Wesa liken Gungens innyway so no problemo!" "It also means that we should probably save the Archives. Our copy of them I mean," Seanpuff said with a bit of urgency. "If it's someone not friendly, then we can't keep them in the ship." "You're right," Alice agreed. "Seanpuff, Ianpuff, go transferr all of our copies of the Sith War Archives and put them on a disk. Have Hot ROddish take them and Porygon home to Wiggly-tough. But make sure he comes back this time." "Yeah! If he's gonna stay and play with the young Diglets again then we should be able to too!" Hamillpuff humphed as Seanpuff, Ianpuff, and Hot ROddish ran back to the car to carry out their orders. "[And tell him to bring back some fireworks! It's almost Independence Day!]" PeterPika called. "Hey yeah! Can we have an Independence Day?!" Ewanpuff jumped. "But we already have," Jedichu wandered up, having finished washing and waxing the ship without them. "We've given the Sith War Archives their own independence by sending them home." He put the bucket down directly in front of Alice. "And next time you have such a brilliant idea, and it *was* brilliant, next time do it while you're finishing your current job of keeping the ship clean." The others giggled at the reprimand. "And that goes for you too." "And what are *you* gonna do for the Sith War Gungan Nation effort, Jedichu?" Ewanpuff ribbed him. "Change out your pocket-fulls of Qui-Gon figures for Jar Jar Binks?" Very rarely does Jedichu partake in the Pokemon of the Jump-DMC tradition of chasing each other around the ship when such cracks are made...but this one certainly qualified. The others just rolled in the sand laughing. Except Alice. "Oh great. With all the sand they're kicking up, we'll have to wash the car again." ============ SUMMARY: -Alice & co saved the original Sith War Archives and are keeping all their copies at home -Alice & co like Gungans so they most likely won't be a threat to Steve -don't wash your car on a beach -hambone limbo is quite fun ============ Thankee! -Rainbow Heron (sig says RH is happy now) I think we'll just drive the ship into the ocean to clean it off this time. It can take it, it's part submarine anyway. ========================================== http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/sw2002.htm The Sith War 2002 Archives ========================================== Who needs kids when you've got Pokémon?! ================================================================================================================================================ Please don't repost this without my permission or plagerize this AT ALL! Thanks for stopping by! Rainbow Heron 11/29/02 This post never showed up on Yahoo/Google for some strange reason. >:-P~ ================================================================================================================================================